She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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