hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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