your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
They should really pass out barf bags in church
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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