My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.