dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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