I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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