So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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