I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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