Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i out mim tonsoeep
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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