If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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