She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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