you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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