He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm having to shit out rocks
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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