It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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