I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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