Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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