new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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