dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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