me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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