so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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