Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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