We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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