I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?