Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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