This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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