I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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