is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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