An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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