Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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