how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i out mim tonsoeep
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