He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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