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I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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