you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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