Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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