I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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