Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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