yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
