i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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