I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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