Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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