Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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