we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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