This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just want to make out with him forever
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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