I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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