apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
