All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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