wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
