this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I don't think brook has ever known best
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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