I am in a vortex of obligation.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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