Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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