Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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