Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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