she was so not down for the gang bang
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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